Dedicated to my mother, Mrs. Dorothy Luther, who would always ask, when a movie was on television, "Is this a theatre?"...

... but who would never darken the door of an actual Theatre, in case the Lord might return while she was watching a movie in a Theatre building. (Mom made an exception for a persistent nephew in the early 1980s, and actually watched ET in a theatre; however, she was not impressed at all with the movie, as it was "a little far fetched", her favourite expression for science fiction stories.)